Monday, March 5, 2007

Women are bad for you m'kay...




We all know that women on average live longer than men.
The million dollar question is why! ...and the current answer is that researchers don't really know!

Biological superiority, the "recklessness" of man (danger-seeking, smoking, drinking), menopause and "testosterone storms" have variously been cited to explain longevity gender differences http://women.webmd.com/guide/20061201/why-women-live-longer.

Testosterone storms? Menopause? Give me a break. MEN DIE YOUNGER BECAUSE WOMEN NAG!

How About this Reuters 2004 news story "Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity - Hong Kong: A 107-year-old Hong Kong villager, who still enjoys an occasional smoke, has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence "I don't know why I have lived this long," Chan Chi -- one of Hong Kong's oldest people -- was quoted as saying in The South China Morning Post during an annual feast for the city's elders. "Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sexless life for many years -- since I was 30," said Chan, a widower whose youthful bride perished during the Japanese invasion in World War II."

It's not the lack of sex Chan!!! You saved yourself decades of NAGGING!

If your wife hadn't died perhaps you would have been forced to take matters into your own hands to preserve your existence. "Delilah Sydrome" was once proposed in the 1980 by a psychiatrist to defend a man who killed his nagging wife. Deemed "politically incorrect" it was abandoned after a feminist protest.

This article will make you puke. From Christianity Today extolling the virtues of being married and being NAGGED http://www.christianitytoday.com/mp/9m1/9m1073.html. William R. Mattox, Jr - you deserve every second of menopausal bitching that you get! By the way do know why they called it PMS? Because MCD "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

Now where did I put my scold's bridle? (pictured above)
[infonote: A scold's bridle is a British invention, possibly originating in Scotland, used between the 16th and 19th Century. It was a device used to control, humiliate and punish gossiping, troublesome women by effectively gagging them]

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